people who dont flush the toilet must be eliminated
if you’re reading this i’m beautiful
So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.”
And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.
when u stick your hand under the table and touch chewed gum
in case you were having a bad day, here’s a picture of Yo-Yo Ma, the famous cellist, on the floor of a bathroom with a wombat
I just want Tumblr to know that I have never, not once, wanted to reblog a text post as a link.
follower count dropping after i make a social justice post
doctor who more like doctor poo
LET’S SEE YOU TRY TO COME BACK FROM THAT ONE DOCTOR POO FANDOM