Hello, I'm Nina. Welcome to my crib.
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pallet-town-julie-brown:

kudos to mtv for spreading this message tho

earthdad:

i must hear these tips

weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

brontozaurus:

Today in Australian politics, Abbott referred to Canada as Canadia.

In a press conference.

In Canada.

a-greek-goddess:

remember that girl you called fat?

she doesn’t care. at all. you don’t matter to her.

imagine that

  • me: do u wanna see a movie this weekend
  • nerd: yeah that sounds great!
  • me: ok have fun
  • tumblr staff: hey guys we've just added this new feature to the site, isn't it great?
  • xkit guy: here's the extension to get rid of this one

warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

nerdymelly:

I get emotionally attached to anyone nice to me and scare them away. That is my problem.

bitchface12345:

Im not a bitch I am the bitch

ammitt:

blood type: 420

IQ: 69 

swag: a hunna 

komaedazzle:

i found this on my computer. WHEN IN THE LIVING FUCK DID I MAKE THIS?!