Hello, I'm Nina. Welcome to my crib.
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kudos to mtv for spreading this message tho


i must hear these tips



I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence


Today in Australian politics, Abbott referred to Canada as Canadia.

In a press conference.

In Canada.


remember that girl you called fat?

she doesn’t care. at all. you don’t matter to her.

imagine that

  • me: do u wanna see a movie this weekend
  • nerd: yeah that sounds great!
  • me: ok have fun
  • tumblr staff: hey guys we've just added this new feature to the site, isn't it great?
  • xkit guy: here's the extension to get rid of this one


Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life


I get emotionally attached to anyone nice to me and scare them away. That is my problem.


Im not a bitch I am the bitch


blood type: 420

IQ: 69 

swag: a hunna 


i found this on my computer. WHEN IN THE LIVING FUCK DID I MAKE THIS?!